Day 245: Spinners. Weird.

On Day 245, I went to Spinner’s, a private dining, member’s only restaurant on Lake Murray that my mom scored “passes” to for my brother’s birthday. Eating at this restaurant with my family was confusing for me, and was Day 245’s thing that I’ve never done before.

I don’t know what was weirder:

That Lake Murray has a “member’s only” resort, (Lake Murray? Really?), that there were women lounging in the resort’s “beach” getting wasted on Michelob Ultras and smoking Virginia Slims while their children were swimming, or that we almost got stuck in a tornado coming back, and were forced to hide under beach towels.

Definitely the Virginia Slims.